Reblogged from From Stars To Stalagmites:
The speaker, specially flown in from California, grins at the audience and rubs her hands together in holy zeal, as she tells her little anecdote. A young man is offering his beloved a diamond engagement ring. Unfortunately, he is also offering her gonorrhoea, which, she tells her captive audience of schoolchildren, will last like the ring for the rest of her life, be incurable, and make her sterile.








